Summer Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

Beer Parasol.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

The Perfect Cannonball

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Summertime.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Eating ice cream.

"Yipeee!"

'No surf?'