Summer Holiday Seeker Gifts

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Are we there yet?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'