Summer Holiday Dreamer Gifts

An English Summer

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'See you in two weeks!'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...