Vacation Daydreamer Gifts

'See you in two weeks!'

Sounds of the snowplow

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Desert Island: 'Gone to Lunch.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Bernard! If you're bored go buy a book. Stop reading peoples tattoos!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"What do you mean, why isn't it water-coloured?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..