Vacation Dreamers Gifts

"On the web it said four stars, but I can see at least seven."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."

Desert island hammock.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

'Next time, make the travel agent explain 'Adventure of a Lifetime.''

The Ice Cream Truck!

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"It was errible, another world, the noise, the crowds, the sense of despair. And that was just the airport."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Superhero Sunblock

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Happy First Day Of National Accordion Awareness Month

Agenda

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

Visit the Geek islands.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'

"How much holiday do I get?"

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"How I spent my summer staycation..."

"God, it's so nice to get away from all those flies."

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

You want to take a vacation from the comic strip? Exactly. We've been going nonstop for five years. Let's ask the fine, upstanding Rudy Park creators and readers for a couple of weeks off. These are compassionate, kind, intelligent, forward-thinking people. How can they say no? Because they hate obsequious whiners? You are devlishly handsome.

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."