Island Getaway Dreamers Gifts

'Be a sport and come back tomorrow-I only got here this morning!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Desert Island Mishap

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.