Island Adventure Dreamers Gifts

"Are you talking to me?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Thank-you God.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Desert Island Mishap

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'