Island Adventurers Gifts

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

The Desert Island Package

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"It just says, 'Press one for English.'"

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I'm saved - it's a dessert island!'

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

"I still think you could have made better use of the palm tree."

'Airmail.'

Ed had always despised fortune cookies.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Do you suppose this is the Cook Islands?'

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

Two women on a desert island wait excitedly for a man to arrive - but he's wearing a 'Gay Pride' T-shirt.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"I can't wait to get back! Is 'The Apprentice' still on TV? I loved that guy with the funny hair!"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Making a Bridge across Islands

'This isle isn't big enough for both of us.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Next time, make the travel agent explain 'Adventure of a Lifetime.''

'It's from a Nigerian banker.'

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Scaring the birds.

Easter Candy Island.

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Island of Lost Guys.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'