Aisle Adventurer Gifts

Bad for you but to die for

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

'Now think on . . . no asking for directions!'

Supermarket Traffic

"Don't look left or right!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Unconditional Loveseat

Otto the SmartyCar!

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Easter Candy Island.

Island of Lost Guys.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The Desert Island Package

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

Son burying his dad in sand