Island Adventure Appreciator Gifts

Message tied to a brick.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Cometh the Cow!

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Island of Lost Guys.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Phew, that was close."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

A politician's dream come true...

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"