Island Adventure Gifts

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'See you in two weeks!'

the ventriloquist

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

The Desert Island Package

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Security!

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

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