Island Escapades Gifts

'Congratulations, you've been chosen to join our survey...have you been marooned for A, less than one year, B, over one year but less than five. C, Five years to ten years.....'

"... And you're sure that people who've been castaways for more than a week can be legally married by a palm tree?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Security!

Little Taxes.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Pension Forecasts

Ball Pit Island

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"You mind if I smoke?"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

A Real Working Vacation.

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"What luck!"

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'They have TWO trees!'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Why? Did you want one?"

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"