Island Escapade Lover Gifts

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'Hurry up! Go tell Noah we found a hatch.'

'They have TWO trees!'

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Desert Island Fantasies

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Security!

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Pension Forecasts

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Why? Did you want one?"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"