Ice Escapade Lover Gifts

On the Ice.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"You call this ice?"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"We used to be cooler."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Bobsled Police.

"The glaciers are angry."

Giant Birthday Cake

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'I am smiling.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'They have TWO trees!'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.