Romantic Escapade Lover Gifts

"During a single week in New York we got robbed three times and Henry got shot!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Six arms, no waiting.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Not now, Lord!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Fourplay.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'