Romantic Escapade Enthusiasts Gifts

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Mr and Mr Smith I presume?"

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Six arms, no waiting.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Fourplay.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Not now, Lord!'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'