Romantic Escapade Lovers Gifts

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Six arms, no waiting.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Fourplay.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Not now, Lord!'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'