Romantic Escapades Enthusiast Gifts

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Bear Costume

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Romantic Tree Carving

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Barbara Cartland

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Six arms, no waiting.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'