Romantic Getaway Enthusiast Gifts

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

A fresh morning

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

'Fancy a dirty, quiet weekend somewhere?'

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

"It's a second honeymoon, she was in labour on the first one."

"The last one is Freddy and I, celebrating our anniversary in Hawaii."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Romantic Violinist.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Beach flirting

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Shuck me.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?