Romantic Escape Enthusiast Gifts

Honeymoon Haven

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."