Romantic Escapists Gifts

COVID Roll In The Hay

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

Honeymoon Suite.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

A woman reads a romance novel.

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"