Romantic Escapists Gifts

COVID Roll In The Hay

Honeymoon Suite.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Let's get a kitty.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

Virtual Lap Dancing

A woman reads a romance novel.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'