Romantic Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

"Perhaps, someday, we can share the same table."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Ohmigod! What have I done?"

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Toto!"

"Boy, you really do have commitment issues, don't you?"

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'There's someone else, isn't there, Angela'

After 10 years of marriage the wife has to wear snorkeling gear in bed.

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'But why do we have to meet in secret all the time?'

'You MEAN it-I'm the first woman you've ever slept with-without your specs???'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'What's this,Sally-hoping for a place in the record books?'

Woman's lover reading under the bed.

Awkward First Dates

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'Bubble bath, candles: Not very private, but so romantic...'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Seedy singer and old lady

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

"Quick! Hide! That may be my husband!"

Darlene, I have a proclamation. I've decided to let you go. Go. Marry Mel. Have a happy life. I will no longer burden you with my obsession. You could have at least waited until I finished, my little petunia. Give me a break.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'