Romantic Escapade Seeker Gifts

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Six arms, no waiting.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Not now, Lord!'

Fourplay.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"