Romantic Escapade Seeker Mugs

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Fourplay.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'