Romantic Escapade Lovers Mugs

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Six arms, no waiting.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Fourplay.

'Not now, Lord!'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"