Romantic Escapade Seekers Mugs

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Six arms, no waiting.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Fourplay.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.