Romantic Escapade Enthusiasts Mugs

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember. Didn't they say that on the Titanic?

"Mr and Mr Smith I presume?"

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Six arms, no waiting.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Fourplay.

'Not now, Lord!'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."