Romantic Escapade Admirer Mugs

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Love Birds love just being together

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Fourplay.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"