Romantic Escapade Admirer Prints

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Love Birds love just being together

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Fourplay.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'