Romantic Escapade Lover Prints

"During a single week in New York we got robbed three times and Henry got shot!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Six arms, no waiting.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Fourplay.

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"