Romantic Escapades Aficionado Prints

'Sorry, Tim, I never kiss on the eighty-fifth date.'

Bear Costume

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Barbara Cartland

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

Six arms, no waiting.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'