Romantic Escapades Expert Prints

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'Not now, Lord!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Fourplay.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"