Romantic Escapades Expert T-Shirts

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Fourplay.

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.