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"Uh, I've gotta go teach a zoom class."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Astronaut love

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

The Loving Couple

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Mate Mart

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Six arms, no waiting.

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