Romantic Escapades Explorer Pillows

"Uh, I've gotta go teach a zoom class."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Astronaut love

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Mate Mart

Single men in Tahiti

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Six arms, no waiting.