Dating Escapades Explorer Pillows

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

The perfect man

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Mate Mart

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Russian Dating.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

Borrow the Bag?

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'