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'I'm not playing hard to get. I'm a lesbian.'

And what nationality were your parents? They're poles. North or south?

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

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'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Russian Dating.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

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'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Borrow the Bag?

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'