Dating Adventurer Pillows

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Your dating profile says that you work in a laboratory. Are you a scientist?"

"I'm meeting my blind date, he's a dog lover too and he has a young german shepherd"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"How long have you been into the body-piercing thing?"

'I can accept that you're a germaphobe, but I can't get past the sneeze guard.'

Singles Bar - "Yes I'm a dog but I've got a great personality."

'My horoscope says I'm going to meet a bearded horny stranger.'

'I can't find a guy who's a perfect ten. So, I've decided to go with two fives.'

"What do you do for a living? I sue people. So you're an attorney? No I just sue people."

'I'm what you might call a people-person'.

'This is the last time I let my friends set me up.'

'One with rose-coloured spectacles might be good' (man at a dating agency)

The perfect man

How to attract women, advice #317: Try to appeat to their maternal instincts, but in moderation.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"Oh, I am enjoying our date, Harry, but if I seem nervous it may be because you're the only man I've spoken to since September who's over the age of fifteen."

Bad Date

'She got divorced again.'

'I doubt if we'll be going out together again, so how about a garlic pizza?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Hot date. Are these really my sexiest pens?"

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

"How was the date?"

Another severe strikeout for Steve.

"She said don't forget the straw."

"There's plenty of fish in the sea!"

"So, Crystal... what are you doing in a joint like this?"

Mate Mart

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

"Was this date successful? No. Do you deserve a trophy for participation? Heck yes!"

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"