Dating Scene Adventurer Pillows

"The catch of the day is me."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Where have you been all my life?'

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Alligator Bars

'Don't even think about it!'

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

Mate Mart

Russian Dating.

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."