Dating Scene Adventurer Pillows

"The catch of the day is me."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Where have you been all my life?'

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The perfect man

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Russian Dating.

Mate Mart

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Alligator Bars

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Don't even think about it!'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.