Dating Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't complain. I've been trying to meet a mindless robot.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A boy acting suspiciously

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Snowman of the Apes

Thug life on safari.