Dating Adventures Seeker Pillows

'Well yes, I did ask for someone with a sense of humor.'

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

The perfect man

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Russian Dating.

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

Mate Mart

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Borrow the Bag?

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.