Dating Escapade Seeker Pillows

"... It's just that when you said you'd got us a date with a pair of sisters... "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Russian Dating.

Mate Mart

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Borrow the Bag?

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."