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"... It's just that when you said you'd got us a date with a pair of sisters... "

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Mate Mart

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Russian Dating.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Borrow the Bag?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"There's plenty of fish in the sea!"