Dating Adventure Seeker T-Shirts

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Even men from other planets reject me."

First date bloopers...'I've heard the sushi is good here.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

Seductive lines that just don't cut it.

Hospital Injections

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Pirate