Dating Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't complain. I've been trying to meet a mindless robot.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A boy acting suspiciously

Fight or Flight

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Trail mix?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fearless Frog Part 12