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"Anyone with a car."

"Well you did say you were looking for an 'out of this world experience'."

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

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"Standards? - You have STANDARDS?"

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"You don't look like your picture."

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"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

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"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

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"He was a mail order groom, I got the wrong size again!"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Your Tinder profile says you're a good listener."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

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"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

'I've already tried the on-line datiing thing, Now I've decided to adopt!'

"He looked a lot bigger online."

'Actually, we do have something in common. We were both duplicitous in our online dating profiles.'

"So the only honest bit of your profile was that you 'have a 'vivid' imagination'."

Penguin Dating Sites: "Rats. These guys all look alike..."

'I met a girl online, but we didn't click.'

"I'm like... totally OK with a guy who has a pony tail."

'That 'cute little bug' you fixed me up with turned out to be a black widow!'