Online Dating Adventurer T-Shirts

Online dating.

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'

Why the chicken crossed the road...online dating.

'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'

"Anyone with a car."

"Well you did say you were looking for an 'out of this world experience'."

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"Standards? - You have STANDARDS?"

"I met him on-vine, Tarzan now swings both ways."

Early Computer Dating: "Dearest princess: yes, it's true! I am an enchanted prince!"

Dating taser

"You don't look like your picture."

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Single socks? Looking to hook up with other single socks in your area?

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

Find Your Sole-Mate

"He was a mail order groom, I got the wrong size again!"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Your Tinder profile says you're a good listener."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Catfishing

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

Online dating can be very confusing --- I just spent 20 minutes chatting with myself.

I have the best fake backgrounds for video calls. Everybody thinks they're real! The problem is when I called in sick to work, I used a beach resort background that I planned to use on a call with my ex-girlfriend. Seaside. I have a background meant to make my meat-loving buddies jealous, but I used it on a telemedicine call about my cholesterol. BBQ Joint Ribs - Beef - Pork. A fake background, with a mansion, meant for a call with a new dating app match, was used on a call with the IRS ab

What do yu say we connect on LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter and my living room couch?

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

'I've already tried the on-line datiing thing, Now I've decided to adopt!'

"He looked a lot bigger online."

'Actually, we do have something in common. We were both duplicitous in our online dating profiles.'

"When we met on skype I didn't know that was your actual size."

"So the only honest bit of your profile was that you 'have a 'vivid' imagination'."