Online Courting Adventurer Pillows

Computer dating scams make it even harder for the Invisible Man to get a date.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Online Dating

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

The perfect man

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"She said don't forget the straw."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

Russian Dating.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Mate Mart