Online Courting Adventurer Pillows

Computer dating scams make it even harder for the Invisible Man to get a date.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Online Dating

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Russian Dating.

Mate Mart

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

You looked different during our video chat.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'