Online Romance Adventurer Pillows

My online photo was a bit of an April Fool.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Barman In Love.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."