Romance Adventurers Pillows

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Boat wedding.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"This will be hilarious!"

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'